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The world is not
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I do care though. Hi, I'm Andrew. Stay strong, okay? I'm here to help. I'll tell stupid jokes to make you feel better or someone to talk to in the middle of the night. I'll try to help. I love you, Okay? KIK: andrewuhring
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gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

smilebecauseitsbeautiful:

If you don’t walk around your house naked whenever no one is home there’s a 99.9% chance that you’re lying the other 1% is because you’re already naked

dex5m:

Oh, you two stop. [X]

straffo:

The fedora is strong with this one

straffo:

The fedora is strong with this one

axmxz:

axmxz:


iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill
laughter-everyday:

keytosymphony:

johneggbutt:

im still really confused and its pissing me off

she cant see her reflection 

i thought that was austin powers

laughter-everyday:

keytosymphony:

johneggbutt:

im still really confused and its pissing me off

she cant see her reflection 

i thought that was austin powers

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue